Pickup
Lines
1. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
2. Do you want to see something swell?
3. Hey babe...do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750
psi?
4. Drop 'em!
5. What do you like for breakfast?
6. Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
7. Wanna fuck like bunnies?
8. Say, did we go to different schools together?
9. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk
about
the first thing that pops up?
10. I had a friend who use to hand out phone cards that said:
"Smile if
you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back
their laugh.
11. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
12. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
13. Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
14. Hey baby, let's go make some babies.
15. At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?"
"Can I help?"
16. Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and
sofa?
17. I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed
weasels
NOW!
18. Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden
hose?
19. Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
20. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she
gets
there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would
cum."
21. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? HEY! What's wrong,
don't
you like pizza?
22. A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
You: "Do you have
the energy?"
23. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
24. Say mother, want another? (if she has kids)
25. Bond. James Bond.
26. Do you spit or swallow?
27. You look like the type of girl that has heard ever line in
the
book. So what's one more?(C)ontinue?
28. Your place or mine?
29. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
30. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my
nightstand.
31. Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
32. Your face or MINE!?
33. "Are you ready to go home yet?"
34. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it
against
me?
35. When she asks, for a match. How about the hair on my head and
the
hair between your legs?
36. Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
37. I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
38. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play
gynecologist.
39. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much
you weigh.
40. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
41. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
42. I'd look good on you.
43. Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
44. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something
else.
45. I would kill or die to make love to you.
46. Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
47. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
48. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
49. HI! Can I buy you a car?
50. NOW, BITCH!
51. Fancy a fuck?
52. My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
53. Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
54. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your
apartment?
55. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
56. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
56. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from
the sky
and put them in your eyes.
57. Look at the tag in her shirt and say: "I want to see if
you were
really made in heaven."
58. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you
with your
clothes on?
59. You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown
or Pink?
60. Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Have you ever
had
your belly-button licked?...(Yes)...From the inside?
61. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through
my mind
all night.
62. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter,
would
you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
63. Hi, how are you?
64. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could
see
myself in your pants.
65. Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
66. Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
67. I am a magical being, take off your bra.
68. Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
69. Do you know the essential difference between sex and
conversation?
(No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
70. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a women
masturbate with
these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're
mine sweetheart."
2PAC isn't Dead
Baby, I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Do you want to see something swell?
Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see!
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Pardon me, Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I
borrow yours?
Want to see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it
ain't floppy.
You make my software turn to hardware!
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Hey baby, drop that zero and get with the hero. In other words,
you better come with me.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime.
Is your name Pepsi? Cuz I've gotta have it!
Do you work for UPS? I could've sworn you were checking out my
package.
They call me "coffee." I grind so fine.
Hey babe, can you suck start a Harley?
You must be Jamaican cuz cha makin' me crazy.
Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind
all night.
Is your name Daisy? Cuz I have a sudden urge to plant you right
here!
You are just truly, absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean
also?
I know a great way to burn off the calories of the pastry you
just ate.
You look just like my mother.
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Bond. James Bond.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just
met the girl of my dreams.
OR
I want to call your mom and thank her.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think I just dropped something. MY JAW!!
Hello. I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.
I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? (No.) Well, then please start.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing
you.
I only have 3 months to live...
What's your sign?
What's your favorite position in extramarital sex?
You must be from Pearl Harbor cuz baby, you're DA BOMB!!
You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.
(Uses index finger to call girl over) I made you come with one
finger. Imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Girl: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Guy: "Do
you have the energy?"
Do you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color
coordinated?
Excuse me, Miss, do you give head to strangers? (No.) Well, then
allow me to introduce myself.
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Hey baby, let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you!!
Hi. My name is Milk. I'll do your body good.
I like your butt. Can I wear it as a hat?
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
(Motions with finger for girl to come over) I knew if I fingered
you long enough you would cum.
There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd you like one more?
You're good at math, right? Is 69 a perfect square?
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Your daddy must be a baker cuz you got a great set of buns!
. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck?
Do you spit or swallow?/Do you expecterate or masticate???
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it
against
me?
Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see
myself in your pants.
Hold out two fingers and say:
"Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?"
(I don't
know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
By Loverboy
AOL Screen Name
Freakydk69
Yahoo Screen Name
Freakydk69
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